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Reblogged from oberin  43,292 notes
Posted 26, May, 2013
brickjolras: hootowlforlife: hootowlforlife: I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.” SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME whY DOES THIS HAVE 1,000+ NOTES BECAUSE A DALEK FLIRTED WITH YOU WHAT DID YOU EXPECT 

brickjolras:

hootowlforlife:

hootowlforlife:

I ALSO MET THIS DALEK AND HE WAS SAYING SOMETHING LIKE “ALL OF HUMANITY WILL BE EXTERMINATED” AND THEN I WALKED UP TO HIM TO GET A PICTURE AND HE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID “EXCEPT FOR YOU. YOU’RE CUTE.”

SO OMG A DALEK FLIRTED WITH ME

whY DOES THIS HAVE 1,000+ NOTES

BECAUSE A DALEK FLIRTED WITH YOU WHAT DID YOU EXPECT 

Reblogged from gingerk-chan  28,060 notes
Posted 26, May, 2013

whosthewhatnow:

tekena:

A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.

The two have been inseparable over the past five years at G.W. Exotic Animal Park in Wynnewood, Oklahoma.
Bonedigger was born with a metabolic bone disease that left him mildly crippled.


He said: ‘This friendship between an 11 pound wiener dog and a 500 pound lion is the only of it’s kind in the world ever seen.’
Mr Reinke, who lost both his legs after a bungee jumping accident, added that the friendship between Bonedigger and his pack is unique.
‘He wouldn’t be so friendly with other dogs - it’s all down to them being pals since he was a cub. ‘
Milo often gives his best lion impression, copying Bonedigger’s ‘puffing’ - a deafening lion growl that can be heard over a mile away.
Wild lions use it to communicate with other prides in their natural environment.
‘Milo does his best to copy Bonedigger when the lion tries puffing to communicate with other lions in the park ,’ added John.
G.W. Exotic Animal Park has recently been affected by the deadly tornado that swept through Oklahoma on May 20th.
The park was damaged and flooded, but is still managing to provide shelter for domestic and wild creatures that are homeless because of the storm.

Awesome
Reblogged from gingerk-chan  84,828 notes
Posted 26, May, 2013
erickinwonderland: sageoflogic: cancerously: dgcakes: workshopwriter: kisaragishintaro: roseonabeach: mriloveyourhat: bagelhogger: methlabrador: over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ GUYS http://www.ahhhh.com/ i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing BUT LOOK http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC coke you silly silly bastards There’s sixty fucking two of them they stopped at sixty two Why. wat

erickinwonderland:

sageoflogic:

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

Why.

wat

Reblogged from get-the-fucking-salt  945 notes
Posted 26, May, 2013
  • OWNER:

    Hi, welcome to 'Adopt An Angel'. What can I do for you today?

  • SAM:

    Hi. Uh, my brother and I, we sort of have a bit of a dangerous lifestyle. We thought that maybe, if we had an angel to watch over us or something, it might be kinda useful.

  • OWNER:

    That's wonderful. What sort of angel were you looking for?

  • DEAN:

    Uh, like a guardian angel?

  • OWNER:

    They're all guardians. What qualities do you want in an angel?

  • SAM:

    One that listens to us.

  • DEAN:

    Right. A good one.

  • SAM:

    One that is able to heal us.

  • DEAN:

    Nothing too flashy.

  • SAM:

    Yeah, we really don't need an angel to show us up.

  • DEAN:

    Just your average, run-of-the-mill, guardian angel, maybe with a little bit of an inferiority complex so that it likes us enough to put our needs first.

  • OWNER:

    Male or female?

  • DEAN:

    If there's an option-

  • SAM:

    Don't even think about it.

  • DEAN:

    Fine. Male.

  • OWNER:

    Height?

  • SAM:

    Short.

  • DEAN:

    No, tall.

  • SAM:

    I'm the tall one.

  • DEAN:

    But if this angel is tall, he can intimidate our enemies.

  • OWNER:

    Oh, you don't have to worry about that. Each angel comes equipped with a set of wings to intimidate any enemies you may have.

  • DEAN:

    Oh, well, in that case, make him shorter than both of us.

  • SAM:

    And scrawny.

  • DEAN:

    Exactly. Because we're the two muscular, tall guys. We run the show.

  • SAM:

    What show?

  • DEAN:

    Dude, it's a metaphor.

  • OWNER:

    Well, I think I have just the angel you're looking for. This one right here...

  • SAM:

    Him?

  • OWNER:

    That's right. His name is Castiel.

  • DEAN:

    His clothes are so...

  • SAM:

    Not-plaid.

  • DEAN:

    I was gonna say 'holy tax account' but not-plaid works. I suppose if we were to adopt him, we can make it wear whatever we want, right?

  • OWNER:

    Uh, no. This one is a bit like a Legoman. The clothes don't come off unless you take off his head. You don't plan on doing that, do you?

  • SAM:

    Can angels become vampires?

  • OWNER:

    No.

  • SAM:

    We don't plan on cutting off his head.

  • OWNER:

    Good. Our job here at Adopt An Angel is to give these angels a home, not a grave. Say hello, Castiel.

  • CASTIEL:

    Hello.

  • DEAN:

    What the hell's wrong with his voice?

  • OWNER:

    Ah. Now there's a reason for that. Human vessels have a relatively normal voice, but put an angel inside it, and that comes out.

  • SAM:

    But all the other angels sound normal.

  • OWNER:

    Okay, smarty-pants, you got me. Look, I'll be honest you guys. This one here, he's broken.

  • DEAN:

    Broken?

  • OWNER:

    Yeah, I found him in Damaged Goods.

  • SAM:

    What happened to him?

  • OWNER:

    Well, his father dropped him on his head when he was a baby. It was really terrible. All the dinosaurs died.

  • DEAN:

    Is there anything else you're not telling us?

  • OWNER:

    Yeah. Keep this one away from other angels. He's doesn't play very well with them.

  • SAM:

    How do you mean?

  • OWNER:

    He kills them. Sometimes it's an accident, sometimes it's not. Just be careful to watch over him.

  • DEAN:

    Wait. I thought that was his job? To watch over us?

  • OWNER:

    Like I said, this one is broken. Look, you guys ever watch Lilo and Stitch? 'Cause this angel is like Stitch. Give him a home and he'll give you his heart.

  • DEAN:

    That was friggin' sappy.

  • OWNER:

    He's also cheaper than health insurance.

  • DEAN / SAM:

    Sold.

Reblogged from oberin  23,492 notes
Posted 25, May, 2013

toomanyforgottendreams:

kerilu:

mtnduh:

Coca-Cola’s long experimented with its vending machines, trying to make them more technologically advanced than the average soda-spitter-outer.

In the past, they’ve been known to give you a beverage only if you give them a hug, or if you dance or sing in front of them. Now, the beverage giant is attempting a much loftier goal: world peace.

Behind Coke’s Attempt to Unite Indians and Pakistanis with Vending Machines

this video is tears — like cryingidon’tcareitmustnotbecapitalismihopeit’sreal tears it’s so stunning

wah cool!

This video is so beautiful. I don’t think a commercial has ever made me cry before…